Seen in church on Sunday: A man wearing a blue-and-white seersucker suit. It looked good on him, too.
Heard in church: If you have a belly-button, you have a mother.
At the art store: Brad and Angelina probably are not stopping by here for lunch today.
At drinks on Friday: I heard Brad & Angelina bought the place on Section Street, down from Page & Palette.
Seen at Ed's Shed: Coleslaw and crackers served as an appetizer.
Heard at the photo shoot: I'm going to come by that writers cottage. I want to know if it's true that you write in the buff.
What I haven't seen: blue jeans. eyebrow studs. nose studs. tongue rings. people wearing black.
Number of Books Joyce Meyer actually did sell in town: 700
Comment from one of her handlers: Look at that rock on her finger
Weather: Always good, except when its storming.
Best place to get turnip greens: Ed's Shed
Best iced tea: Julwyns.
Time my Pilates class starts on Monday: 9 a.m.
Time to take the Tylenol: 8:30 a.m.
What I'm reading: Mockingbird. With the Old Breed. A Place Called Wiregrass. Looking for God.
What I'm writing: Chapter 14.
Big News: Sister Linda is flying in later this month.
Quote from her: I will miss my bed, my own cooking.
Solution: You can cook while you're here. I won't stop you. I certainly won't be cooking for you.